Monday, April 29, 2013

How to take Roommate Pictures.

1. Make everyone lay on their bellies. Laugh at the word bellies
2. Try and fit everyone on a bush.It wont work, so have them do something else. Nuzzle with the head of a another roommate.
3. Have everyone jump off a small ledge trying to catch flies in their mouths. Strike the most awkward poses you can. Accidentally.
4. Have one of your roommates sit across the rest. Use her foot as a headrest. 
5. Take the typical heads in a circle pose. Dont put them in a circle just to look "out of the norm" aka hipster
6. Take a picture of all of your faces. Forget a roommate.
7. Make it look like you are having fun even though it is 30 degrees outside and you are barefoot. Then open your mouth and make it look like you are faking it. 

8. Take the most awkward picture of all time. 
9. Put your heads in a perfect circle because you are not hipster 

10. Have one of your roommates pretend to be darth vader. Make everyone else jump and hold their necks like they are being choked to death.
11. Pretend to be an animal.(in this case a little bunny, a frozen, a totally oblivious fox, a one legged flamingo, a confused and dancing monkey, and a flying squirrel about to relieve herself)
12. Pull similar poses. And remember to do it in a cold creek wearing stockings
13. Pretend to be sleeping chinchillas

14. Eat off one of your roommates. 
15. Have one your your roommates pretend to be the Grim Reaper. Have everyone else be stupified.
16. Show the evolution of man (an old decrepit man to a eating chipmunk to a constipated grandma to a pregnant lady to a missionary and then a texting college student.)

and now, GO AND GET EM YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.
p.s. all thanks to Brenton and the loveliest of roommates!

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