Not a joke

Not sure if you've heard about the social icon named Harambe, he's hairy, likes to play with little children, and has been floating around social media like a perfect cloud of gorilla-awesomeness. AHAND considering we are supporters of all gorilla's who swing little children around in their enclosures, Ariah decided to throw a candlelight vigil for the martyr. Because he deserved it.

Once the crowd gathered everyone was instructed to sit on blankets and think about Harambe's life for what they thought his life was like. After 10 or so minutes, A moving eulogy was given, candles were lit, tears were shed, a few giggles were quickly stifled (thanks to bonechilling glares from true Harambe supporters #vanquishtheinjustice). People conversed into the night, fondly coddling Harambe with their words. Who knew a gorilla who was shot for almost killing a child could become such a noble social icon. The possibilities are endless people. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.