1. You should never, under any circumstance, close your eyes when you shave.
2. I have to get to campus in like 10 minutes.
Lickety-split I am ready except my holey knee is soaking my leg in red and I never was a girl scout. So I never learned to invest in bandaids.
Muaha I think. I will take upon me that hobo-awesome-poor-college-student-stereotype! I will own this monster of a wound. Oh, I don't have a band-aid? No Problem! I own toilet paper. Perfect. Wadded up toilet paper is shoved down to my knee, fitting comfortably between the skinny-jean fabric and my new hole. That'll stay.
Satisfied, I fly out the door. No makeup. Just wet hair and a saggy toilet paper tumor on my knee.
and it keeps sagging. Five minutes later, I look down and notice my tumor has sunk to my calf and my holey knee is painting my pants in lustrous darkness. Good thing I wore black pants. Win #2 for poor college girl. *fist pump*
So, I make it in record timing. Get everything I need, run back home, throw myself together a bit more. Run to a bridal shower, then run to class, get my corporate design approved, and at 9:30 I am walking home with the help in my hand and a satisfied grin. I'd do so well out in the wild.
Also News:
HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!
Also- IM GOING TO TEXAS! for free. To be a back-up photographer. woot. JUNE BABY.
Also- I'm graduating in a year!!!!! I think.....
Also- I might backpack through the Grand Canyon this summer! (It'd take like a week, and you need a permit, but I think we gon' make it happen)
Also- I might be going up with my roommates to Oregon to visit my other roomies hometown! #13hoursisitworthit? #oceannnnnnnnimissyou
Peace, Love & Bombeness. Go rock the world friendians and let us be grateful while we do it :)