Awk Twesdays are officially a thing on The Prancing Moose.
1. Fur starters I stayed up till 4 writing a research paper= I zoned out in Writing class and started accidentally breathing like I had the lungs of an 102 year old man smoker. Raspingly. At an unnaturally high decibel. The whole deal. and then I tried to play it off like It was the beginning of a yawn.
Everyone fell for it.
2. Seeing two random little boys tackling each other in the sculpture garden, not really awkward for them But I thought, if that had been me, it would have been awkward.
3. I climbed up to shoot the sky in the most inconvenient place imaginable. A tree. and Not just any tree. Oh-HOh a dirty, deadleafed shedding tree. Yeah, I didn't know that those prickly little beasts stuck to clothing and so after sitting there for a good long while, I nonchalantly went shopping (absolutely oblivious to the fact I hadindeed become a walking tree) and no one said anything.
#ameicanculturelooses
4. And Finally. I called someone a crafty little doodlepumpkin.
"Its only awkward if you make it awkward." What a lie.
