Pretending to be Hipster

My uncle Pete's doing- making a cracking up scoundrels look good since 1822

But if you are ever trying to look hipster or like a hobo,

These 5 suggestions just for you.

1. Wear beanies, fedoras, or other abnormal looking animal hats.

2. Buy and wear big rimmed glasses (even if you don't need to use them) <- the ones from the 3D movies with the lenses poked out. DO NOT COUNT.

3. Find weird things at thrift stores, and flaunt them with other weird things that are not supposed to go together.

4. Go for the more neutral earthy hipterishlookingy really old stuff that you, again, find in thrift stores.

Note: don not be surprised if you find yourself matching a grandpa in the vegetable aisle.

5. Combat boots, Oxfords, Strappy sandals, or any sort of shoe that makes look  like you walk with purpose.

My gorgeous sister and the lameaphobe me trying to assume model poses.

                                      These were taken in the only greenish area of Utah.
                               which makes me tear up a tiny bit. GAH I MISS Maryland.

and yes I do realize my beanie makes me look like I am wearing a sheep.